Exposing the crackers!

Discussion

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Introduction of the cracker-problem

This week, tears have been shead, pain have been felt, and lives have been treatened, all because of a cracker. It all started when a young man took a cracker out of the church to show his friend. This was of course no ordinary cracker, although  anyone who made any kind examination of it would find that it had all the exact properties of an ordinary cracker, but forget all that, this particular cracker was in fact the body of christ. Nothing strange there. Taking the cracker out of the church caused a LOT of catholics to be outraged. Apparently the only thing you are supposed to do with jesus old body is to eat it. Which to me is a bit wierd, but what ever swings your boat.

Furthermore, the religion of peace (aren’t they all) and tolerance then decided that not only was it a terrible crime for a catholic to carry jesus body around in the pocket, but also that anyone who belived it was simply a cracker, should be killed. That’s right people, although god has commanded, thou shalt not kill[1], notice the footnote.

[1] Terms applies. Does not applies to cracker-haters, life-haters (doctors, people advokating the use of condoms, especially in africa), ordinary people, like mothers and children if you need to invoke a little bit of chaos in my name in a certain region, and people who actually believes everything you do about god and jesus, but has a SLIGTHLY different approuch (protestants).

These recent events give all rational and thoughtful people a huge mission. It is our job to make people give up irratonal beliefs! We do this by making sure that they know that they are free believe what ever they want, but that the world is not going to have any of it. Today, you can happily say: man evolved from an apelike species. Why? Because it has been said a 100000 times by brave people who were not afraid to offend the religious people, or if they were, did it anyway because what they say is true.Sure, some people don’t eblive it, but they don’t get outraged anymore. And belive me, they sure used to. So we have to keep doing it, when ever they respond to events in an irrational way, we have to keep pushing until they give up, and quietly accepts that their beliefs are diffrent from most people, and keep it to themselves. Finally “the body of christ” will be reduced to a metafor, like so many religious belifes are today. So please help me in this quest, if you can get a hold of holy crackers, dress them up and send me some pictures. Play frisbee with them. Make a ham sandwich. Just keep on going. I will try to get a hold of some properly preist-blessed crackers myself and see what kind of randsom I can get for jesus.